The Golf-club shaped mouse
You’d be surprised that it’s affordable, unlike most golf novelty items. At US$19.95 right here, could this be any better?
The downside… it seems like there is only a PS2 version available… ouch! You’d think they’d upgrade it to an optical USB or the much classier laser USB mouse… but noooo…. geez, I knew this was all too good to be true. :)