We all know we want Batman’s utility belt. There is no question in all of geekdom why that would be one of the most fawned after fictional items. It seems no matter what situation Batman finds himself in, that belt has something up its proverbial sleeve to get him out of said bind with a quickness. And when it comes to naming some of the things we would want from the batbelt, it is not hard.
Razor Batarangs. The end.
Seriously, give us four or five of them bad boys and we are good for life. I would use them to stop crime, but would also use them for simple things like shutting off a light without getting up. BUT (and there is always a big old bat but to ruin everything) there have also been some key moments when we have seen some of the stranger and more useless things in the utility belt get busted out. While it is good to have your utility belt stuffed full of useful things, there are just some things that Batman has busted out that, for lack of a better term, are down right stupid, real talk.
This list is about those dumbass batbelt items.