Twitter-able movie plot lines
Compacted and rewritten, slightly uncomfortablized, movie plot lines. Movie plot lines in Twitter format.
- ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications
- BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill
- BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group
- CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children
- CRANK: Drug addict spends last day in orgy of rape and violence
- KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child
- LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property
- SCARFACE: Immigrant finds running his own business stressful, dangerous
- SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head
- THE EXORCIST: Jesus trumps science
- THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order
- TRANSPORTER: Repressed homosexual kills employer
- WALL-E: Obsolete robot disrupts big business, disrupts lives of millions of innocent civilians
- WAR OF THE WORLDS: Immigrants face difficulty acclimating
More plot lines at (postmodernbarney).
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