Twitter-able movie plot lines

Compacted and rewritten, slightly uncomfortablized, movie plot lines. Movie plot lines in Twitter format.

  • ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications
  • BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill
  • BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group
  • CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children
  • CRANK: Drug addict spends last day in orgy of rape and violence
  • KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child
  • LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property
  • SCARFACE: Immigrant finds running his own business stressful, dangerous
  • SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head
  • THE EXORCIST: Jesus trumps science
  • THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order
  • TRANSPORTER: Repressed homosexual kills employer
  • WALL-E: Obsolete robot disrupts big business, disrupts lives of millions of innocent civilians
  • WAR OF THE WORLDS: Immigrants face difficulty acclimating

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