The Ultimate Geeky Eat: The Holy Cow Father's Day Special [Bacon Alert]

I used to think that bacon is bacon is bacon is bacon – and that nothing else will really top it. Bacon.

Then I saw this creature called The Holy Cow, a burger that only a carnivorous freak with a large appetite will be able to consume in one sitting. It’s supposed to have 17 different kinds of beef in it – bacon included, of course – although, if my life depended on it, I know I wouldn’t be able to name even 10 different kinds of beef!

This is what can be found in between the buns, which are homemade pretzel buns, mind you:

  • Carpaccio beef and olive
  • 21hr Texas-smoked brisket
  • Juicy Lucy (melted cheese hidden inside a 100% steak burger)
  • A parmesan and Jacob’s cracker-crusted pattie made of pulled oxtail and pulled ox cheek with diced slow smoked ox heart and ox liver
  • Jalapeño and dill pickle relish
  • Thickly sliced mustard pickled tongue
  • Unholy sticky beef jus
  • Pulled 12hr smoked beef rib
  • Blackened Wagyu rib eye steak
  • Beef bacon
  • Red’s Dirty sauce
  • Chargrilled red onion ring
  • Beef tomato and salad leaves

Ready for a look?

Let’s get up close and personal.

Forget a new gadget for dad. Give him the Holy Cow experience.


More geeky eats:

Who Wants Bacon Milkshake?

The Inn at the Crossroads: Real Food from Game of Thrones

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