USB Self Destruct Button Hub
Those Japanese really make the craziest devices. After seeing a pillow that imitates the arm of a boy/girlfriend I thought I had seen it all, but I guess not.
This is a “normal” 4 slots USB Hub. And a nice top with working buttons. And when you press the big red button it releases some noises, supposedly. Should be fun for scaring old people that know nothing about computers, but it’s too big to be anymore practical than that.