WiiMote Toys, Oh How We've Corrupted The Mario Legacy [NSFW]

The age of innocence has come to an end at Nintendo, ladies and gentlemen I present to you the Mojowiijo, a device that not only has the worse name in the history of Wii motion based controllers, but which also provides the most nefarious use, sex toys.

That’s right, with these true “beauties”, I use that word loosely, you can have two vibrating toys that can even attach to your PC, removing the Wii from the equation all together, but then the creators wouldn’t have bragging rights for having created the toy people have talked about, but didn’t have the balls to create.

In the meantime, have fun with your plastic vibrator and what I assume is an uncomfortable clamp that will cause you to lose all your dignity around your man region while playing Super Mario Galaxy. In the meantime I’ll be interested to see how Microsoft Kinect responds.

The attachments won’t be released  for a while as they are still in beta, which raises the question, who’s testing them? Princess Toadstool?